The name's Quinn Fabray. Heard of it? I expect so. I'm a Cheerio, and I'm President of the Celibacy Club. I'm a bacon enthusiast and future Yale student. Also -- you know Noah Puckerman? You can look, but you can't touch. Feel free to chat, but also remember that nobody likes nosy people.
[No, really. I'm the fictional character of Quinn Fabray, and I created Glee. Or maybe I'm just a roleplayer. That's a possibility too]